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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2009 3:46:31 GMT -5
Solo was somewhat is shock, but didnt show it, he said,"Are you serious, Sable just told us. And by the way, dont ever play with my Grenades again...", he said in an erie calm voice, and gave Deadpool a look, that would have unerved, one of the bravest (or insane) mercenaries.
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 26, 2009 4:18:07 GMT -5
Deadpool puts his hands up in mock outrage. "Of course I remember the movie. We just fly into the trench, you blast Darth Vader's Tie Fighter from the Millenium Falcon, and I jam some explosives up their exhaust port."
Then as an afterthought, Deadpool laments, "Ewww. I mouth kissed my sister."
Then Deadpool gets really serious sounding, as he walks to the warehouse's garage door.
"We're going to have to do some reconaissance at the loading docks before we jump right in to an unknown situation. It's a drive, but I've got the perfect vehicle."
Opening the garage door, Deadpool reveals a bright multi-colored and quite likely stolen ice cream truck parked outside.
"Check it out," he says, as he opens a freezer chest in the back and sticks his head out of the side vendor window, "it comes with a perfect side mount gun port, and.... Dreamsicles! Want one?"
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 27, 2009 1:50:58 GMT -5
Deadpool ducks out of the side vendor window for a moment and then pokes his head back out wearing a dorky ice cream man hat and an apron with a nametag patch that reads "Bill" over his red and black bodysuit.
"You comin' or not, Solo?" he says as he hops into the driver's seat and starts the vehicle.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2009 17:51:47 GMT -5
Solo sighs, then chuckles and thinks to himself, we will see how this guy is on the field. Sable doesn't hires amateurs, so we will see. He opend the truck door and sat in the passanger seat, bucklet himself up, closed the car door, and was ready for Armageddon, then saying,"So lets get crackin Mister. Deadpool!".
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 27, 2009 22:53:01 GMT -5
As Solo gets in the colorful ice cream truck with Deadpool, he immediately notices to his shock and discomfort that just about every nook and cranny of the interior is wired with Semtex plastique explosives and detonation cords.
Deadpool quickly pulls the vehicle away from the warehouse and begins heading south past some industrial buildings and into a residential neighborhood.
He flips a switch on the dashboard and over the ice cream truck's loudspeakers, a whimsical version of the song "Pop Goes the Weasel" begins playing. Children run out of their houses waving money for ice cream, but Deadpool doesn't stop.
He turns to Solo and says "Why don't you toss a couple of boxes of Good Humor bars out of the window for the rugrats?"
Solo notices in the open freezer compartment a blindfolded man wearing coveralls that match the paint scheme of the truck and a nametag that reads "Bill" turning blue from the cold, bound by his hands and feet, his teeth chattering against a gag in his mouth.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2009 3:34:52 GMT -5
Solo was distressed, why did he have to get this truck and get all the attention on him. Solo got some Candy, and threw it so the kids would be distracted and stop chasing them. Solo turnend to DP and said," you should have left that civilian at the garage, we have to leave him somewhere"
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 28, 2009 4:03:17 GMT -5
Deadpool chuckles and says "Oh don't worry. Bill's cool. Aren'tcha Bill?"
Bill in the freezer makes some sort of frantic muffled noises from beneath his mouth gag.
Then, quite seriously sounding, Deadpool says "Technically the truck isn't stolen until he reports that it is."
Deadpool continues driving until they enter another industrial park. He turns off the ice cream truck's musical loudspeakers and says, "Now put yourself in Bill's position. No, don't. I don't think you'll fit. Anyhoo, he's going to have a story to tell his family of the day his ice cream truck was stolen by a masked madman to blow up a warehouse full of terrorist weapons. Hopefully he'll mention me too. Just think of the movie rights."
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 29, 2009 5:08:29 GMT -5
Deadpool continues driving through the industrial park until reaching another zone of warehouses near the Port Authority.
Bill, the man hog-tied in the ice cream freezer, continues to try to talk though the gag in his mouth, making only a mumbling sound.
Deadpool shouts, "Dammit Bill, chill out! Oh, that was a bad pun, even for me. Still, I told you to go pee before we left because once we were on the road we aren't stopping!"
Bill continues to make noise and Deadpool turns on the radio to drown him out...
"...followed by last night's drive-by shootings in Central Park and the carnage at Hank's Tavern on 7th Street have police fearing that the metahuman designer drug Kick that has been a scourge on the West Coast is now fueling a full scale Gang War here in New York City. Mayor Bloomberg again dismissed reports of monsters as a 'Halloween' prank,' but a new superhero named 'Flashdance' who was on the scene when the violence at Hank's erupted had this to say..."
Deadpool changes the station as he mutters something about "Chapter Nine" and a death metal song blares out of the radio.
Then he turns to Solo and says, "We'll cut Bill loose right before we get to HYDRA's warehouse. If Bill here runs like hell to a telephone, I figure we've got around 20 minutes to get inside the HYDRA warehouse, blow up their toys, and get out before the cops show up. How good are you with that Bor sniper rifle?"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2009 19:53:32 GMT -5
Solo nooded,"Yeah you are right, I should have thought about that," then he looked at his rifle,"Im a pretty good shot why?", he said what Chapter 9 meant, a codeword of some sort?
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 30, 2009 7:08:56 GMT -5
As Deadpool drives casually he points ahead to a telephone pole, a few blocks away from the entrance of a pier lined with warehouses. he says "I need you to climb up that telephone pole. Once you're up there, you should have a clear shot on that guy at the front gate guard shack. When he comes out to stop me from driving on to the pier, nail him. All hell will break loose then. Cover me until I get the truck inside the warehouse, then do your beam me up Scotty thing and join me in the warehouse. If I don't make it in, you have to finish the job. Got it?"
Deadpool rounds a corner and doubles back away from the pier, and stops the ice cream truck.
He gets out of the truck, opens the rear loading door, and pulls Bill out of the freezer.
As he removes the gag from Bill's mouth, the freezing blindfolded ice cream man starts crying. "P-pl-please! Take the m-m-money! Take the t-t-truck! Just don't k-k-kill me!"
Deadpool tut-tuts Bill and says, "C'mon Bill, work with me here. What was that song I taught you?"
Bill whimpers "P-please don't kill me..."
Deadpool grabs Bill by his throat as he pulls out a knife. "Sing it."
Bill starts crying and blubbering about a wife and kids.
Deadpool shouts, "SING IT!"
Bill whimpers "Sp-sp-spiderman beat me up and and"
Deadpool says "And what?"
Bill sobs "Spiderman... beat me up.... and took pictures of my butt."
Deadpool says, "Again!"
Bill cries "Spiderman beat me up and took pictures of my butt!"
Deadpool says "One more time, with feeling."
Bill cries out louder, "Spiderman beat me up and took pictures of my butt!"
Deadpool says, "Bill, you're weird. Now go sing that to the cops," as he cuts the cords tying his hands and feet together and kicks him in the stomach.
Deadpool jumps back in the truck and peels out, leaving Bill in the alley as he approaches the telephone pole sniper position for Solo.
He says to Solo, "You ready? Let's do this," as he stops the truck next to the telephone pole.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2009 0:09:33 GMT -5
Solo thinks to himself:This guy is nuts but effective,"Lets do this!" Solo gets out of the truck and climbs silently but swiftly up the pole, being care full not to touch the electric lines, then securing himself with the climbing ropes on his suit, then readying his sniper rifle,turning on his night vision goggles, then looking for the guard DP mentionend.
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 31, 2009 4:20:05 GMT -5
ooc: no need for nightvision. It's around 3:30 in the afternoon. Broad daylight. Yes, it's nuts. ;D
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Oct 31, 2009 16:43:20 GMT -5
Deadpool speeds away in the ice cream truck as Solo scales the telephone pole and secures himself a sling seat with a rope around the pole, freeing his hands to aim the sniper rifle and operate the bolt action.
The ice cream truck's loudspeakers begin blaring out "Pop Goes The Weasel" but goes silent for a moment then begins playing "Murder Song" by Scum of the Earth.
Solo sights in the man at the guard shack with the Bor sniper rifle, roughly 500 yards / 457 meters away. From this position, Solo could easily pick off anyone down the full length of the pier.
The man at the guard shack is of Asian / Pacific ethnicity, and has distinctive tattooing on his neck, likely covering his back under his shirt. Definitely Japanese Yakuza. Solo follows his head in the scope as he walks out, hand raised indicating for Deadpool to stop as the ice cream truck continues to speed towards the pier entrance.
He jumps out of the way and draws a gun as Deadpool crashes through the chain link gate, knocking it open...
[ooc: fire when ready, Agility +2CS, from Guns Talent and Scope aiming bonus]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2009 5:14:00 GMT -5
Solo aims and shoots at Yakuza guard:
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Post by Dead Sidekick on Nov 2, 2009 6:18:45 GMT -5
BOOM!
The blast of the powerful Bor rifle startles birds from the tops of buildings, sending them flying away in a panic.
Solo's shot missed the Yakuza's head, but the angry 7.62x51mm projectile wings the unlucky bastard, taking his right arm off at the shoulder. He drops to the ground, his screams of agony barely audible over Deadpool's blaring heavy metal music.
Deadpool stops the ice cream truck halfway up the pier and gets out. Through the scope, Solo sees Deadpool look directly at him, shrugging as if to say "What the f*ck?!" before drawing a sword and climbing up on top of the ice cream truck.
As Solo works the bolt action and chambers another round, two more Yakuza thugs run out of the warehouse to the left of the parked ice cream truck, both of them carrying AK-47s.
They begin scrambling around the ice cream truck. Deadpool leaps off the top of the truck, burying his sword deep into the chest of the Yakuza on the right side of the truck. Solo sees the blade emerge from the Yakuza's back in a fountain of blood before Deadpool wedges his boot against his abdomen and frees his blade.
The other Yakuza on the driver's side of the ice cream truck reaches into the vehicle. Solo isn't sure what he's doing until the music stops when he shuts off the truck's ignition.
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